|Unicorn Club #11: Angels Keep Out
||[Jun. 15th, 2010|10:43 am]
Elizabeth and Jessica are better than you.
I was going to do a recap of Unicorns 15 but my computer ate it without autosaving (you let me down Bill Gates!) and since that was last summer, someone has snuck in with a recap of that one since then. And I missed it somehow. So, in hopes of scoring some swag, (hey, if Jessica can be motivated by greed, so can I!) I’ll break out a different Unicorns book. (though I was considering SV Senior Year 3 which has a back cover that says “This girl will do anything for me. Wash my car. Make my bed. I bet she’d floss my teeth if I asked her to. Just like all the others. Except she’s Elizabeth. And somehow that makes things a little more complicated.” Which is the creepiest back cover I’ve ever read. And though I never read a SV Senior High book, that one might be next on the list.)
Anywhoo, Sweet Valley Unicorns 11: Angels Keep Out. I’m pretty sure there is punctuation missing on that, but it has been a long time since English class. Shouldn’t it be Angels, Keep Out! ? Whatever. The cover shows 4 Unicorns (sorry, no pic yet) around an easel that has a “Top Secret Party Map” on it. But all it is is some poorly drawn houses, dotted lines from “Family Circus” and an X marking the spot of the party. No other references, no north, no landmarks, nada. So I defy anyone to actually use this map to make it to the party. Whatever. On to the story!
( Back in middle school where 1 cool party was all you needed to set you up for life...Collapse )