November 27th, 2009

the rushies

SVH Senior Year #32: Road Trip

Well, well, well. It's been far too long since we've delved into the emotional and troubled world of Senior Year, but with thanks to eBay, Australia Post and the letter E, we're headed down that road again. Prepare for angst. Seriously. Anyone who's ever read an SY book knows that these characters aren't even people -- they're walking, talking balls of angst disguised as people. If you're having a night alone and happen to have a bottle of tequila handy, why don't you go ahead and take a shot every time you see the word 'angst' in this recap? Let's see how far you get before paramedics have to be called.

Cover time:

Despite the fact that there's plenty of room, only drunk emo Conner is awesome enough to have his whole face feature on the cover. Jeremy and Evan are only lame semi-faces. What scares me most in this picture is that drunk emo Conner is smiling. And he's also thirty. Anyway.

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