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[sticky post] Admin: Recap List [Jan. 22nd, 2013|09:56 pm]
Elizabeth and Jessica are better than you.

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I would like to find a new place to host the list of completed recaps because ours is now too long for LiveJournal, and we can't add to it. I was making additions on the website for a time, but that's gone now too.

Books that have not been recapped are just numbers, have not been done (To save space, since LJ has a limit, I removed the TV and misc recaps--they can still be found in our profile--and I have stopped linking additional recaps of the same books.)

Please let me know if I am missing any recaps you've done or read!

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SVU #34: Spy Girl [Jan. 6th, 2018|09:38 pm]
Elizabeth and Jessica are better than you.

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I'm back again with another recap/attempt to revive this wonderful community! This book is the second in a miniseries that started with Out of the Picture, where everyone's trying to solve a murder mystery even though they all suck at it.

I don't know what the point of this cover picture is. There's only one scene where Jessica talks on the phone, and it's not really pivotal to anything that happens in the book. If they wanted a cover that conveys the tone of the story, they should have shown Tom and Elizabeth brooding angrily while a bunch of wealthy, vapid brats look on.

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SVU #32: The Boys of Summer [Nov. 4th, 2017|10:11 pm]
Elizabeth and Jessica are better than you.

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My first recap in lots of years.  Hope I'm not too rusty at it!  This is the final book in the second SVU lifeguard trilogy, in which Jessica, Elizabeth, Nina, and Winston have wacky adventures on the beach during a summer vacation that exists in some kind of alternate dimension to the regular SVU series. The first book, Beauty and the Beach, has already been recapped but the second has not. Judging from the backstory given in this one, I don't think we missed all that much.

Here's the cover, and I literally have no idea who's who in that human pyramid.  Either Elizabeth or Jessica is presumably the blond girl at the top (I mean, where else would they be?), but everyone else is a mystery.

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Anyone else still here? [Oct. 14th, 2017|08:17 pm]
Elizabeth and Jessica are better than you.

I've been rereading old entries (and laughing my ass off) and started feeling a little sad that this community hasn't been active lately. I would love it if we could finish the missing recaps, and I am more than willing to contribute, but first I thought I should find out if anyone is still around.

So, hi! How's everyone doing these days?
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Elizabeth and Jessica are better than you.

James Mathewue takes commissions, and for $200 will create a portrait of you in a SVH book.

If anyone gets this done, I would love to see the photo.
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Recap: SVHSY # 15 On My Own [May. 22nd, 2016|10:21 pm]
Elizabeth and Jessica are better than you.

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The SVH drama continues with this riveting installment in the series with # 15 titled "On My Own" detailing the saga of Jessica and Evan and Andy's aversion to Six Hanson.

Brief recap of the events of the last novel.

Tia and Angel = splitsville. Tia made out with Trent at a Big Mesa party after feeling neglected by Angel and then he catches her with Trent and they broke up.

Melissa and Will are now a two-headed monster of annoying.

Artist rendering of the monster.

Jessica met Evan and fled from him at the Riot after being invited to dance at the Riot. Andy met Six and she tried to make-out with him on top of a mountain. Oh yeah, and Liz has a job now at a make-up store called Sedona, so discount Sephora... because the ghostwriters are lazy.

So here we go:
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Must mash-up! [Mar. 21st, 2016|07:10 pm]
Elizabeth and Jessica are better than you.

I don't know how I JUST NOW realized this, but apparently Saved by the Bell is set in Palisades, CA, and Palisades is the name of the rival school in the High School Wars series.  If you remove "Sweet" from "Sweet Valley", you get "Valley" which was Baysides rival high school.

Mind blown!  (...erm, it...doesn't take much to blow my mind to bits, btw).

One of these days I'm going to pull a Roseanne and lock myself in my room and write an amazing mash up, post SVH destroying earthquake, where Sweet Valley High merges with Palisades and lo and behold, our SVH friends meet Zack, Slater, Screech, Kelly, Jessi, and Lisa.  I can SO see Jessica and Kelly getting into a cheerleader war, Jessi and Liz getting into a "Save the Whales" war, Zack and Todd having a basketball war, Slater and Ken having a football war, Screech and Winston having some kind of science war, and Lisa and Lila saying "screw you, bunch of idiots" and maxing out their dads' credit cards and being awesome together.

OMG.  Now I want to write this book.  NOW.

I'm going to find a way to fake having mono for the next 6 months so I can stay glued to my desk and write this.
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Senior Year 34: Troublemaker [Mar. 16th, 2016|09:00 pm]
Elizabeth and Jessica are better than you.

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Swan's Crossing [Feb. 29th, 2016|07:39 pm]
Elizabeth and Jessica are better than you.

Does anyone remember this starring Brittany Daniel and Sarah Michelle Geller?
Just found out it's available on Hulu.
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Little facts & such! [Jan. 7th, 2016|03:59 pm]
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So, sometime last year I started rereading SVH, and I guess I wanted to bookmark little things along the way. Completely forgot about it until I was reorganizing the small bookcase I keep my SVHs and SVUs on, when I found a few books that had a page or two dog-eared.

Unfortunately, the only things I managed to do this for were two Jessica facts from book 2. They are below. (The other things I flagged were songs to look up, outfits I wanted to see what they looked like IRL, etc.)

Jessica tried to be friends with Enid first! Part of the reason she was annoyed with her was that she was friends with Elizabeth instead. (Source: Chapter 3 of Secrets.)

Jessica is allergic to gardenias. (Source: Chapter 6 of Secrets.) I wonder if Liz has this same allergy?

Anyone got any others? For anybody in the series, not only the twins? I swear, I'm 30, been a fan off and on since I was 8, and was still very surprised by the Jess and Enid thing. Somehow I never remembered it!
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