|Sweet Valley High #70: Ms. Quarterback
||[Dec. 20th, 2007|12:22 am]
Elizabeth and Jessica are better than you.
Okay. Maybe it's just me, but Claire is SMOKIN' hot. Goddamn. I said Goddamn. I'm embarrassing myself here, but seriously. Claire is a ten. She looks kind of butch (I can imagine the discussion room with Yzma!Francine: "She is a girrrrrrl who plays sports? MAKE HER LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN, YOU FOOLS!"), but I who even cares? She is delicious. I am like the Big Bad Wolf in the Red Hot Riding Hood cartoon.
That was my reaction when I saw this cover for the first time in years, give or take some table-thumping. Seriously, she's good-looking, yo. Most attractive Sweet Valley cover girl ever. Om nom nom.
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Edit: No, I have no good explanation for why a clip of Meg Cabot summarising Little Women ended up in my recap. Check your links before you post, kids!