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Honest Sweet Valley titles [Apr. 27th, 2012|01:03 am]
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A discussion of a misreading of Sweet Life titles (Too Many Diets!) got me thinking that we should retitle some of the Sweet Valley books to more accurately reflect their content. I'm not very good with paint shop, but one obvious one sprung to mind.



Graphic makers, post your own in the comments!
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[User Picture]From: dramaturgy
2012-04-27 05:48 am (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: esc_key
2012-04-27 05:34 pm (UTC)

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Love it.
[User Picture]From: lumbarlaser
2012-12-27 09:20 am (UTC)

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I so much love this!
[User Picture]From: airambulanceca
2013-01-30 04:44 am (UTC)

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My all-time favorite. <3
[User Picture]From: dramaturgy
2012-04-27 05:55 am (UTC)

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Look at me, making a ~statement with #48, "Slam Book Fever"...

[User Picture]From: joshthevegan
2012-04-27 10:04 am (UTC)

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LOL
[User Picture]From: spoofed
2012-04-27 11:50 am (UTC)

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This is great!
[User Picture]From: denisemedevac
2012-08-03 05:14 pm (UTC)

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I'll agree to that. They are so lovely.
[User Picture]From: nen_yim
2012-04-27 05:10 pm (UTC)

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Ha, love this one!
[User Picture]From: esc_key
2012-04-27 05:34 pm (UTC)

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PERFECT!
[User Picture]From: unnecessaryhat
2012-04-28 02:04 pm (UTC)

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yessss!
[User Picture]From: talklikelions
2012-07-12 07:47 pm (UTC)

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crying omfg
[User Picture]From: callautomation
2012-10-01 01:00 am (UTC)

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Love this!
[User Picture]From: nmairambulance
2012-12-09 12:20 pm (UTC)

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I love this so much!
[User Picture]From: geniealliance
2013-01-29 05:06 am (UTC)

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Love this so much! <3
[User Picture]From: hellobrisvegas
2012-04-27 02:18 pm (UTC)

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This is too much fun. My offerings, from MS Paint:





[User Picture]From: esc_key
2012-04-27 05:35 pm (UTC)

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Oh my god. I'm dying.
[User Picture]From: esc_key
2012-04-27 05:37 pm (UTC)

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What font do you use? It looks like the font they used.
[User Picture]From: hellobrisvegas
2012-04-28 02:57 am (UTC)

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Batang, I think? Something starting with B.
[User Picture]From: dramaturgy
2012-04-27 06:09 pm (UTC)

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I am dying with happiness at these two. XD
[User Picture]From: rustybelle
2012-04-28 07:42 am (UTC)

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love these!
[User Picture]From: design_star_21
2012-04-28 08:16 pm (UTC)

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DIES
[User Picture]From: saint_aura
2012-05-31 05:55 am (UTC)

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omg everyone in my office is looking at my cubicle funny *death*
[User Picture]From: hostedivr_jen
2012-10-13 10:16 am (UTC)

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I'm dying right now. I love this so much!
[User Picture]From: garage_rob
2012-12-05 05:10 am (UTC)

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I super love this!
[User Picture]From: grocerylift
2013-02-01 05:04 am (UTC)

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I love this so much! <3
[User Picture]From: lowhdlfoods
2013-02-27 01:01 pm (UTC)

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Love this!
[User Picture]From: lavenderosemary
2012-04-28 03:53 pm (UTC)

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For some reason it's not letting me post the picture, but here's a link:

http://pics.livejournal.com/lavenderosemary/pic/00001whk
[User Picture]From: esc_key
2012-04-28 05:58 pm (UTC)

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gigglesnort!
[User Picture]From: kakeochi_umai
2012-05-02 07:24 am (UTC)

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I literally LOLed at Sweet Titty Grabbing Man Love.
[User Picture]From: lavenderosemary
2012-05-05 12:54 am (UTC)

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I had so much fun with that one! Especially because the altered title looks like it's answering the question "What's happening between Neil and Andy?"
[User Picture]From: kakeochi_umai
2012-05-05 01:36 am (UTC)

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*dies*
[User Picture]From: kylie90210
2012-04-30 06:53 am (UTC)

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These are fantastic everyone :D
[User Picture]From: nearthosy
2012-05-06 04:56 am (UTC)

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I'm too tired to fire up Paint Dot Net right now, but:

Dear Sister could become She Wakes Up In Chapter One
Rosa's Lie / Alone In The Crowd / Out of Reach / The Long-Lost Brother / Perfect Shot / White Lies / et al could all be Who Are These Characters Again?. Obvs White Lies could also be just plain He's In This Book Too! Boo! Hiss! Booo!!
Mystery Date - > Falling In Love Online ALWAYS Works Out
"R" For Revenge -> The 'Cheerleaders in Peril' Story That RL Stine Didn't Write
Enid's Story - > Lorem Ipsum Dolor... (title would then continue through the entire book)
Olivia's Story - > No, She Didn't Get Fridge-Smushed Yet

Also, my ten-year-old self would like to chime in that Return of the Evil Twin should be called Return of the Evil Twin's Twin. In fact, I scrawled that on the back on my original copy. :P
[User Picture]From: denisekw
2012-06-11 09:16 pm (UTC)

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lololol
[User Picture]From: garage_rob
2012-06-09 10:54 pm (UTC)

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not too bad for your first try ;-) I agree with you, too.
[User Picture]From: ivrjay
2012-07-24 05:35 pm (UTC)

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This is an A+ topic.
[User Picture]From: airevac
2012-09-24 05:15 am (UTC)

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I love this!
[User Picture]From: cargo_lift
2012-10-10 11:14 am (UTC)

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This is lovely!
From: easyannie1975
2012-10-26 01:49 am (UTC)

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I was a bigger fan of Sweet Valley University. Some of this may have spoilers.

SVU #1, College Girls, would becomes 'Jessica, Todd, and Enid are Assholes'
SVU #17, Deadly Attraction, becomes 'Jessica's Third Dead Boyfriend'
SVU #22, Elizabeth's Summer Love, becomes 'Elizabeth Cheats Again'
SVU #24, His Secret Past, becomes 'Dudes With Handcuffs Turn Me On'
SVU #55, The First Time, becomes 'Elizabeth is the Biggest Cocktease Ever'
SVU Super Edition, Face It, becomes 'Women Can Say NO To Sex, But Men Can't'